Announcing:

Ahnwee Days NFTs

That’s right! Inspired by someone who’s name I shall not speak, I am introducing a line of exclusive Ahnwee Days NFTs.

NFTs (non-fungible tokens) are a new class of investment asset. Ownership is recorded in the blockchain, allowing NFTs to be sold and traded.*

Below are the exclusive artworks, all sure to be valuable collector items.

Don’t miss out!

Starting price: $99: **
or one Ahnwee Days crypto coin.

Ahnwee Days Crypto Currency

That’s right: why use dirty, boring old money when smoke and mirrors will do!

Crypto isn’t just for drug dealers and douche bags anymore!
Invest in Ahnwee Days Crypto, become unexplainably rich,*** and make your first purchase an Ahnwee Days NFT.
How can you go wrong?****

* So says Wikipedia. You get that I have no idea what a NFT or a Block Chain is, right? I assume it’s all a scheme to take people’s retirement savings.

** Sure, they look every bit like a screen capture jpegs of Meta AI with books clumsily pasted in that anyone can download for free, but if you did that, you would need $99, would you?

*** No promises.

**** You can, of course, go wrong many, many ways.